{"TesT2":{"bf_titre":"Sortie Culturelle","bf_description":"La culture, moins on en a, plus on l\u0027\u00e9tale!","bf_date_debut_evenement":"2024-05-30T18:00:00+02:00","bf_date_fin_evenement":"2024-05-30T20:00:00+02:00","bf_site_internet":"https:\/\/www.yeswiki.net","bf_adresse":"Avenue des Champs Elys\u00e9es","bf_code_postal":"75000","bf_ville":"Paris","bf_latitude":"48.8659085","bf_longitude":"2.3197651","id_typeannonce":"2","id_fiche":"TesT2","imagebf_image":"TesT2_presence-photo.png","fichierfichier":"","geolocation":{"bf_latitude":"48.8659085","bf_longitude":"2.3197651"},"date_creation_fiche":"2024-04-02 16:25:51","statut_fiche":"1","date_maj_fiche":"2024-04-02 16:48:20","user":"74.7.242.19","owner":"WikiAdmin","html_data":"data-bf_date_debut_evenement=\u00222024-05-30T18:00:00+02:00\u0022 data-bf_date_fin_evenement=\u00222024-05-30T20:00:00+02:00\u0022 data-bf_latitude=\u002248.8659085\u0022 data-bf_longitude=\u00222.3197651\u0022 data-id_typeannonce=\u00222\u0022 data-id_fiche=\u0022TesT2\u0022 data-date_creation_fiche=\u00222024-04-02 16:25:51\u0022 data-statut_fiche=\u00221\u0022 data-date_maj_fiche=\u00222024-04-02 16:48:20\u0022 data-owner=\u0022WikiAdmin\u0022 ","url":"https:\/\/plantes-conseils.fr\/?TesT2"},"Bordeaux":{"bf_titre":"Super \u00e9v\u00e9nement \u00e0 Bordeaux","bf_description":"Un \u00e9v\u00e9nement autour du vin, c\u0027est pour cela qu\u0027il est \u00e0 Bordeaux...","bf_date_debut_evenement":"2024-04-10","bf_date_fin_evenement":"2024-04-12","bf_site_internet":"","bf_adresse":"","bf_code_postal":"","bf_ville":"Bordeaux","bf_latitude":"44.841225","bf_longitude":"-0.5800364","id_typeannonce":"2","id_fiche":"Bordeaux","fichierfichier":"","geolocation":{"bf_latitude":"44.841225","bf_longitude":"-0.5800364"},"date_creation_fiche":"2021-06-21 19:33:56","statut_fiche":"1","imagebf_image":"","date_maj_fiche":"2024-04-02 16:17:09","user":"17.246.19.211","owner":"WikiAdmin","html_data":"data-bf_date_debut_evenement=\u00222024-04-10\u0022 data-bf_date_fin_evenement=\u00222024-04-12\u0022 data-bf_latitude=\u002244.841225\u0022 data-bf_longitude=\u0022-0.5800364\u0022 data-id_typeannonce=\u00222\u0022 data-id_fiche=\u0022Bordeaux\u0022 data-date_creation_fiche=\u00222021-06-21 19:33:56\u0022 data-statut_fiche=\u00221\u0022 data-date_maj_fiche=\u00222024-04-02 16:17:09\u0022 data-owner=\u0022WikiAdmin\u0022 ","url":"https:\/\/plantes-conseils.fr\/?Bordeaux"},"TheLastDivorceWriterRidesAgain":{"bf_titre":"The Last Divorce Writer Rides Again","bf_description":"{{attach file=\u002214394034fullsizerender251424724386.jpg\u0022 desc=\u0022\u0022 size=\u0022big\u0022 class=\u0022center\u0022 caption=\u0022image 14394034fullsizerender251424724386.jpg (0.1MB)\u0022 nofullimagelink=\u00221\u0022}}\nI\u0027ll be honest: I get tired pretty quick of reading the stuff divorced people write. Everyone has the right to tell their own story however they want to or need to, no doubt, but sometimes I get to thinking that a lot of these people who try and document their personal experience with the end of marriage, they exaggerate the good; they shine all their flashlight beams on the upsides and the bright sides in an effort to help themselves get through a really rough patch.\n\nNow look, there\u0027s no doubt in my mind that moving on from something as devastating as divorce requires a certain amount of selfie-style brainwashing. I get that. You can\u0027t just break up with someone you really loved at some point in time and not feel like battered ass. You need to turn the camera around at some point and zoom in on your own face, on the fact that you\u0027re still alive and kicking and that you ain\u0027t going down in some fiery emotional airplane crash just because you have a broken heart or whatever.\n\u0022\u0022\u003Ccenter\u003E\u0022\u0022== Sponsored Ads ==\nLooking For Divorced Singles? Try Loveawake free dating site:  \n[[https:\/\/www.loveawake.com\/free-online-dating\/United-Kingdom-dating-service.html?page=53 Divorced Singles In UK]] | [[https:\/\/www.loveawake.com\/free-online-dating\/United-States-dating-service.html?page=53 American Divorcees Dating Online]] | [[https:\/\/www.loveawake.com\/free-online-dating\/Spain-dating-service.html?page=53 Divorced Dating in Spain]] | [[https:\/\/www.loveawake.com\/free-online-dating\/Canada-dating-service.html?page=53 Canada Dating App For Divorced Singles]] | [[https:\/\/www.loveawake.com\/free-online-dating\/Australia-dating-service.html?page=53 Divorcees in Australia]] | [[https:\/\/www.loveawake.com\/free-online-dating\/Germany-dating-service.html?page=53 Meet Divorced Singles in Germany]]\u0022\u0022\u003C\/center\u003E\u0022\u0022\nFor a lot of people, it would make sense to just write about how liberated they feel now that the chains have been hacked apart. I understand that. Writing is a two-way street, a lot of people forget that or simply never even consider it to begin with. But most decent writers write because the very act and art of writing itself is wildly good for them. The words are tiny headaches falling out of our mouths; the immediate relief of getting them out of our physical body and out into the wide open world is practically orgasmic at times. If that doesn\u0027t make any sense to you, you aren\u0027t a writer. Nothing wrong with that. I\u0027m just telling you what\u0027s up.\n\nBut all that aside, I can\u0027t dig it really, this modern divorce writing that goes on. It just seems too slanted for me. I read people saying that they feel good and alive and all and I think to myself, \u0022Well, yippy-yi-yay for you.\u0022 But it irks me in a way, all these articles and essays leaning hard towards optimism, and rarely dabbling in the darker side of things: of regret, or bone-cutting blues.\n\nWhat about the long lingering confusion that has settled down on my world? How come I don\u0027t read much from anyone else writing about that kind of thing?\n\nAnd what about the kitchen?\n\nFuck the kitchen now, you know?\n\nFuck that noise.\n\nThe kitchen, all those kitchens we shared across a decade of marriage and three kids, there must\u0027ve been at least six or eight, what am I supposed to do with the fact that I stand in my own kitchen now, cooking man-n-cheese for the kids\/cutting up a shitty Walmart tomato for my dumb little salad, and the whole thing is ruined for me in a way.\n\u0022\u0022\u003Ccenter\u003E\u0022\u0022**If you ever stand there in the dark of my bedroom with me, you will feel it coming off me like sexual heat: me wishing we were still under one goddamn roof, maybe taking turns with the kids when they need us instead of handing them off ...**\u0022\u0022\u003C\/center\u003E\u0022\u0022\nWe used to laugh in our kitchens.\n\nWe used to get in there some nights and I\u0027d be cooking my stir-fry for the two of us and she\u0027d be sitting there drinking a bottle of beer, the windows open to the warm summer air, and she\u0027d talking hard and fast about something, about anything really. The kids in bed, or even before kids, that was our time, man: just two grown-ups standing there in the peanut oil smoke\/drinking beers\/moving through the early evening peace that comes with sharing a kitchen you rent with someone you care enough about that you would actually fistfight a mountain lion at some point, if stuff ever somehow got super muffed-up and someone was holding a gun to her head and saying:\n\n\u0022Look, bro, you either slap that mountain lion in his face like he\u0027s your bitch or I\u0027m gonna ice this chick right here, right now.\u0022\n\nI wouldn\u0027t have hesitated.\n\nEven at our worst, I would have cold-cocked that lion\u0027s face right before he tore my throat out and ate my esophagus like a Sunday gravy braciole. I just would have.\n\nHow come people don\u0027t write about that kind of thing so much? How come at least some writers can\u0027t just admit that the kitchen basically sucks now? And that everything else sucks in a way, too.\n\nI get so bummed. Write me some real shit, man. Tell me it sucks. Tell me you suck for letting all this happen even.\n\nWhat about all this waking up in the middle of the night to pop the baby\u0027s bottle in his mouth? I do it. I don\u0027t mind doing it. I love the kid, obviously and when he\u0027s here he needs me to help him because there isn\u0027t anyone else around to do it, you know? There aren\u0027t any benevolent ghosts walking out of the walls to tip a bottle back to his 3am crying lips, you know?\n\nAnd even if there was, it wouldn\u0027t be the same anyway. It\u0027s either me or his mama he wants. Even without saying it, I know that\u0027s what he wants. What he needs. So that sucks as well.\n\nYou ever stand there in the dark of my bedroom with me, you will feel it coming off me like sexual heat: me wishing we were still under one goddamn roof, maybe taking turns with the kids when they need us instead of handing them off, back and forth, like hot novels or Blu-Rays we share with like-minded culture vultures, walking to them alone. One. Or the other. One. Or the other. That\u0027s what you get. That\u0027s what we get.\n\nLiberation. It might come. But it might not. Wounds are wicked. Scars are gross. Don\u0027t tell me that everything always works out when it comes to love. That\u0027s not true. You have to work it out yourself. You have to be honest with yourself, stare yourself in the eyeball and not be afraid of anything in the world. So many people don\u0027t live that way. That\u0027s probably the leading cause of divorce right there, bud.\n\nI stumble down through a lot of my days like I\u0027m tripping on a dream of vines. I get so tangled up in tiny things, missing moments when I guess other moments ought to be replacing them.\n\nI think divorced people are like haggard Civil War veterans long ago. Look at them, showing up at Gettysburg on a hot summer day (Reunion Day!) to reminisce and drink lemonade or hooch under the shade of some infamous tree. It all seems so perfect and fine, everyone chatting away and pecking at the cold chicken, waving the flies away. They tell their stories with heroic twists. They romanticize the epic pain.\n\nExcept that every son-of-a-bitch there is missing a limb or some shit.\n\nLegs blown off by cannonballs.\n\nArms blown off by miniballs.\n\nWhole wads of your jaw just gone, sheared off by some drunken cavalry dude\u0027s ratty sword many moons ago.\n\nOther old vets try not to stare, but they\u0027re like, \u0022Day-uhm, son! Look at this guy! I can see the sun shining through the back of his freaking skull.\u0022\n\nI dunno.\n\nMaybe divorce really doesn\u0027t hurt for a lot of people.\n\nMaybe I\u0027m the first guy in the world to ever stand in his divorce kitchen and want to punch a mountain lion in the face really hard just to prove an unknown point to the universe.\n\nI guess what it all comes down to is that I wish there were more people who were like me in this world, more writers especially. When it comes to divorce, you can tell me you are writing it down, honest as you can, and that everything feels good after a while, but I don\u0027t buy it.\n\nI think you\u0027re lying\n\nBut maybe it\u0027s me.\n\nIt sucks either way.\n\nWhatever.","bf_date_debut_evenement":"2022-05-13","bf_date_fin_evenement":"2022-05-13","bf_site_internet":"","bf_adresse":"","bf_code_postal":"","bf_ville":"","id_typeannonce":"2","id_fiche":"TheLastDivorceWriterRidesAgain","date_creation_fiche":"2025-05-13 17:13:43","statut_fiche":"1","imagebf_image":"","fichierfichier":"","date_maj_fiche":"2025-05-13 17:13:43","user":"17.241.219.226","owner":"","html_data":"data-bf_date_debut_evenement=\u00222022-05-13\u0022 data-bf_date_fin_evenement=\u00222022-05-13\u0022 data-id_typeannonce=\u00222\u0022 data-id_fiche=\u0022TheLastDivorceWriterRidesAgain\u0022 data-date_creation_fiche=\u00222025-05-13 17:13:43\u0022 data-statut_fiche=\u00221\u0022 data-date_maj_fiche=\u00222025-05-13 17:13:43\u0022 ","url":"https:\/\/plantes-conseils.fr\/?TheLastDivorceWriterRidesAgain"},"TheSixteenCommandmentsOfPoon":{"bf_titre":"More Proof Of Women\u2019s Sluttiness","bf_description":"![](https:\/\/media.istockphoto.com\/id\/2094540935\/photo\/young-woman-with-long-hair-enjoying-sun-with-closed-eyes-getting-natural-vitamin-d-outdoors.jpg?s=612x612\u0026amp;w=0\u0026amp;k=20\u0026amp;c=Ie-54v8fFhUz-kF1pd6rqEYe7bkqUvMqsqpRfmtZQ00=)\n\nFor all you disbeliever out there, still wavering in trusting what we are telling you here about the reality of women, and why you should never ever believe a girl in what she\u2019s telling you, and those of you that think they are not cheating just as much as men do, if not more so, and more disturbing as why they are, we have some evidence here provided my Men\u2019s Health Magazine.\n\n[French Marriage Agency](https:\/\/www.loveawake.com\/free-online-dating\/France-dating-service.html?page=28)\u00a0|\u00a0[French Guys for Friendship](https:\/\/www.loveawake.com\/free-online-dating\/France-dating-service.html?gender=male\u0026amp;page=4)\u00a0|\u00a0[Asian Men and Women in France](https:\/\/www.loveawake.com\/free-online-dating\/France-dating-service.html?page=11)\u00a0|\u00a0[Date Night in France](https:\/\/www.loveawake.com\/free-online-dating\/France-dating-service.html?page=90)\u00a0|\u00a0[French Senior Men Near You](https:\/\/www.loveawake.com\/free-online-dating\/France-dating-service.html?gender=male\u0026amp;page=15)\u00a0|\u00a0[Craigslist Dating In France](https:\/\/www.loveawake.com\/free-online-dating\/France-dating-service.html?page=86)\u00a0|\u00a0[French Divorced Dating](https:\/\/www.loveawake.com\/free-online-dating\/France-dating-service.html?page=53)\u00a0|\u00a0[French Mature Singles](https:\/\/www.loveawake.com\/free-online-dating\/France-dating-service.html?page=12)\n\n\u0026gt; **Secret #1:**\u00a0She\u2019s slept with more men than you think\n\u0026gt; \n\u0026gt; _1 in 3 women tell you the wrong number._\n\nWe\u2019ve pointed this out a number of times, all women lie downwards, so lets say its 3 in 3 women tell you the wrong number.\n\n\u0026gt; **Secret #2:**\u00a0She\u2019s cheated on you\n\u0026gt; \n\u0026gt; _She cheated: 32%_  \n\u0026gt; _She\u2019s loyal: 68%_\n\nAgain, since girls lie down, lets say this is more accurate if you switch the numbers.\n\n\u0026gt; **Why Did She Cheat?**  \n\u0026gt; My sex life sucks 7%  \n\u0026gt; I\u2019m not in love anymore 19%  \n\u0026gt; I can\u2019t resist the guy I\u2019m having an affair with\u2014we have the best sex! 10%  \n\u0026gt; I\u2019m bored and needed some excitement 17%  \n\u0026gt; I wanted to feel desirable 28%  \n\u0026gt; I had other reasons 19%\n\u0026gt; \n\u0026gt; **Who\u2019s the Guy?**  \n\u0026gt; A friend 20%  \n\u0026gt; A coworker 10%  \n\u0026gt; One of your friends 1%  \n\u0026gt; An ex 13%  \n\u0026gt; Some guy she met out 12%  \n\u0026gt; Someone else 44%\n\nHere\u2019s the disturbing part guys, look at the stats, even adjusted for lie down economics, since they\u2019ve already said they were cheating, these can be a bit more accurate. 28% want to feel desirable. She wants to feel desirable, instead of taking action and making her man happy, she\u2019d rather fuck someone else, this is most likely because she\u2019s with a beta chump who doesn\u2019t fuck her properly or make her tingle \u2013 run tight game always. 17% she\u2019s bored, oh the female whim, she\u2019s bored so its ok, imagine a guy saying that and see if he isn\u2019t nailed to a cross, somehow this is ok for girls though. The most disturbing is 19% said other reasons. I can\u2019t even fathom what that is, except its being a complete slut, her reasons probably because there was an alpha guy who she just couldn\u2019t resist, oh and then there\u2019s another one.\n\nNow lets look at who they are doing it with: 44% an outstanding overwhelming majority is someone else, not a co-worker, not a friend, not one of your friends, and not someone she met while out, what the hell else is there? Online hook ups. Craigslist adds looking for a fuck buddy on the side, and we can assume the going out meant, trolling for guys at a club, so we can assume some complete stranger\u00a0who talked to her and picked her up and fucked her in the afternoon while you were unaware. All very nice to know. What is you\u2019re\u00a0girl doing when you aren\u2019t there? Most likely fucking some good looking\u00a0guy who can talk to her and make her gina\u00a0tingle. Someone like me. 20% is a friend, another reason going out with a girl that\u00a0has guy friends orbiting her all the time is not a good idea, good chance she\u2019ll get drunk and let her ASD down for a night or two, hey maybe there will be three guy friends the same time and night. Dump that bitch right away. Also, the ex, 13%, this shoots up to 100% if she\u2019s still in contact with him. Dump her too.\n\nWhat you need to take away from this, please\u00a0for the love of god stop putting women on pedestal\u00a0and think they are innocent, the aren\u2019t. If you are falling for them saying, \u201coh i\u2019m not that kind of girl\u201d crap, you are fooling yourself. You can let her think you are fooled, but don\u2019t be. She is fucking someone else or will at the drop of the hat, you haven\u2019t tinlged\u00a0her enough. Women will fuck at ease with the right guy, don\u2019t believe the hype gentlemen.","bf_date_debut_evenement":"2022-09-23","bf_date_fin_evenement":"2025-02-23","bf_site_internet":"","bf_adresse":"","bf_code_postal":"","bf_ville":"","id_typeannonce":"2","id_fiche":"TheSixteenCommandmentsOfPoon","imagebf_image":"","fichierfichier":"","date_creation_fiche":"2025-09-23 16:16:07","statut_fiche":"1","date_maj_fiche":"2025-09-24 14:05:58","user":"17.22.245.192","owner":"","html_data":"data-bf_date_debut_evenement=\u00222022-09-23\u0022 data-bf_date_fin_evenement=\u00222025-02-23\u0022 data-id_typeannonce=\u00222\u0022 data-id_fiche=\u0022TheSixteenCommandmentsOfPoon\u0022 data-date_creation_fiche=\u00222025-09-23 16:16:07\u0022 data-statut_fiche=\u00221\u0022 data-date_maj_fiche=\u00222025-09-24 14:05:58\u0022 ","url":"https:\/\/plantes-conseils.fr\/?TheSixteenCommandmentsOfPoon"}}