BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//https://plantes-conseils.fr/?//YesWiki doryphore 4.5.5//EN SOURCE:https://plantes-conseils.fr/?api/forms/2/entries/ical BEGIN:VEVENT UID:https://plantes-conseils.fr/?Bordeaux URL:https://plantes-conseils.fr/?Bordeaux DTSTAMP:20260809T225025Z DTSTART:20240409T220000Z DTEND:20240412T220000Z CREATED:20210621T173356Z DATE-MOD:20240402T141709Z SUMMARY:Super événement à Bordeaux NAME:Super événement à Bordeaux DESCRIPTION:Un événement autour du vin, c'est pour cela qu'il est à Bordeaux... \nSource: https://plantes-conseils.fr/?Bordeaux LOCATION:Bordeaux GEO:44.841225;-0.5800364 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:https://plantes-conseils.fr/?TesT2 URL:https://plantes-conseils.fr/?TesT2 DTSTAMP:20260809T225025Z DTSTART:20240530T160000Z DTEND:20240530T180000Z CREATED:20240402T142551Z DATE-MOD:20240402T144820Z SUMMARY:Sortie Culturelle NAME:Sortie Culturelle DESCRIPTION:La culture, moins on en a, plus on l'étale! \nSource: https://plantes-conseils.fr/?TesT2 LOCATION:Avenue des Champs Elysées 75000 Paris GEO:48.8659085;2.3197651 IMAGE;VALUE=URI;DISPLAY=BADGE:https://plantes-conseils.fr/files/TesT2_pres ence-photo.png ATTACH:https://plantes-conseils.fr/files/TesT2_presence-photo.png END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:https://plantes-conseils.fr/?TheLastDivorceWriterRidesAgain URL:https://plantes-conseils.fr/?TheLastDivorceWriterRidesAgain DTSTAMP:20260809T225025Z DTSTART:20220512T220000Z DTEND:20220513T220000Z CREATED:20250513T151343Z DATE-MOD:20250513T151343Z SUMMARY:The Last Divorce Writer Rides Again NAME:The Last Divorce Writer Rides Again DESCRIPTION: Télécharger le fichier 14394034fullsizerender251424724386.jpg (https://plantes-conseils.fr/?api/upload&file=14394034fullsizerender25 1424724386.jpg)\nI'll be honest: I get tired pretty quick of reading the stuff divorced people write. Everyone has the right to tell their own story however they want to or need to, no doubt, but sometimes I get to thinking that a lot of these people who try and document their personal experience with the end of marriage, they exaggerate the good; they shine all their flashlight beams on the upsides and the bright sides in an effort to help themselves get through a really rough patch.\n\nNow look, there's no doubt in my mind that moving on from something as devastating as divorce requires a certain amount of selfie-style brainwashing. I get that. You can't just break up with someone you really loved at some point in time and not feel like battered ass. You need to turn the camera around at some point and zoom in on your own face, on the fact that you're still alive and kicking and that you ain't going down in some fiery emotional airplane crash just because you have a broken heart or whatever.\n Sponsored Ads \nLooking For Divorced Singles? Try Loveawake free dating site: \nMeet Divorced Singles in Germany (https://www.loveawake.com/free-online-dating/Germany-dating-service.html? page=53)\nFor a lot of people, it would make sense to just write about how liberated they feel now that the chains have been hacked apart. I understand that. Writing is a two-way street, a lot of people forget that or simply never even consider it to begin with. But most decent writers write because the very act and art of writing itself is wildly good for them. The words are tiny headaches falling out of our mouths; the immediate relief of getting them out of our physical body and out into the wide open world is practically orgasmic at times. If that doesn't make any sense to you, you aren't a writer. Nothing wrong with that. I'm just telling you what's up.\n\nBut all that aside, I can't dig it really, this modern divorce writing that goes on. It just seems too slanted for me. I read people saying that they feel good and alive and all and I think to myself, "Well, yippy-yi-yay for you." But it irks me in a way, all these articles and essays leaning hard towards optimism, and rarely dabbling in the darker side of things: of regret, or bone-cutting blues.\n\nWhat about the long lingering confusion that has settled down on my world? How come I don't read much from anyone else writing about that kind of thing?\n\nAnd what about the kitchen?\n\nFuck the kitchen now, you know?\n\nFuck that noise.\n\nThe kitchen, all those kitchens we shared across a decade of marriage and three kids, there must've been at least six or eight, what am I supposed to do with the fact that I stand in my own kitchen now, cooking man-n-cheese for the kids/cutting up a shitty Walmart tomato for my dumb little salad, and the whole thing is ruined for me in a way.\nIf you ever stand there in the dark of my bedroom with me, you will feel it coming off me like sexual heat: me wishing we were still under one goddamn roof, maybe taking turns with the kids when they need us instead of handing them off ...\nWe used to laugh in our kitchens.\n\nWe used to get in there some nights and I'd be cooking my stir-fry for the two of us and she'd be sitting there drinking a bottle of beer, the windows open to the warm summer air, and she'd talking hard and fast about something, about anything really. The kids in bed, or even before kids, that was our time, man: just two grown-ups standing there in the peanut oil smoke/drinking beers/moving through the early evening peace that comes with sharing a kitchen you rent with someone you care enough about that you would actually fistfight a mountain lion at some point, if stuff ever somehow got super muffed-up and someone was holding a gun to her head and saying:\n\n"Look, bro, you either slap that mountain lion in his face like he's your bitch or I'm gonna ice this chick right here, right now."\n\nI wouldn't have hesitated.\n\nEven at our worst, I would have cold-cocked that lion's face right before he tore my throat out and ate my esophagus like a Sunday gravy braciole. I just would have.\n\nHow come people don't write about that kind of thing so much? How come at least some writers can't just admit that the kitchen basically sucks now? And that everything else sucks in a way, too.\n\nI get so bummed. Write me some real shit, man. Tell me it sucks. Tell me you suck for letting all this happen even.\n\nWhat about all this waking up in the middle of the night to pop the baby's bottle in his mouth? I do it. I don't mind doing it. I love the kid, obviously and when he's here he needs me to help him because there isn't anyone else around to do it, you know? There aren't any benevolent ghosts walking out of the walls to tip a bottle back to his 3am crying lips, you know?\n\nAnd even if there was, it wouldn't be the same anyway. It's either me or his mama he wants. Even without saying it, I know that's what he wants. What he needs. So that sucks as well.\n\nYou ever stand there in the dark of my bedroom with me, you will feel it coming off me like sexual heat: me wishing we were still under one goddamn roof, maybe taking turns with the kids when they need us instead of handing them off, back and forth, like hot novels or Blu-Rays we share with like-minded culture vultures, walking to them alone. One. Or the other. One. Or the other. That's what you get. That's what we get.\n\nLiberation. It might come. But it might not. Wounds are wicked. Scars are gross. Don't tell me that everything always works out when it comes to love. That's not true. You have to work it out yourself. You have to be honest with yourself, stare yourself in the eyeball and not be afraid of anything in the world. So many people don't live that way. That's probably the leading cause of divorce right there, bud.\n\nI stumble down through a lot of my days like I'm tripping on a dream of vines. I get so tangled up in tiny things, missing moments when I guess other moments ought to be replacing them.\n\nI think divorced people are like haggard Civil War veterans long ago. Look at them, showing up at Gettysburg on a hot summer day (Reunion Day!) to reminisce and drink lemonade or hooch under the shade of some infamous tree. It all seems so perfect and fine, everyone chatting away and pecking at the cold chicken, waving the flies away. They tell their stories with heroic twists. They romanticize the epic pain.\n\nExcept that every son-of-a-bitch there is missing a limb or some shit.\n\nLegs blown off by cannonballs.\n\nArms blown off by miniballs.\n\nWhole wads of your jaw just gone, sheared off by some drunken cavalry dude's ratty sword many moons ago.\n\nOther old vets try not to stare, but they're like, "Day-uhm, son! Look at this guy! I can see the sun shining through the back of his freaking skull."\n\nI dunno.\n\nMaybe divorce really doesn't hurt for a lot of people.\n\nMaybe I'm the first guy in the world to ever stand in his divorce kitchen and want to punch a mountain lion in the face really hard just to prove an unknown point to the universe.\n\nI guess what it all comes down to is that I wish there were more people who were like me in this world, more writers especially. When it comes to divorce, you can tell me you are writing it down, honest as you can, and that everything feels good after a while, but I don't buy it.\n\nI think you're lying\n\nBut maybe it's me.\n\nIt sucks either way.\n\nWhatever. \nSource: https://plantes-conseils.fr/?TheLastDivorceWriterRidesAgain END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT UID:https://plantes-conseils.fr/?TheSixteenCommandmentsOfPoon URL:https://plantes-conseils.fr/?TheSixteenCommandmentsOfPoon DTSTAMP:20260809T225025Z DTSTART:20220922T220000Z DTEND:20250223T230000Z CREATED:20250923T141607Z DATE-MOD:20250924T120558Z SUMMARY:More Proof Of Women’s Sluttiness NAME:More Proof Of Women’s Sluttiness DESCRIPTION:\n\nFor all you disbeliever out there, still wavering in trusting what we are telling you here about the reality of women, and why you should never ever believe a girl in what she’s telling you, and those of you that think they are not cheating just as much as men do, if not more so, and more disturbing as why they are, we have some evidence here provided my Men’s Health Magazine.\n\nFrench Mature Singles (https://www.loveawake.com/free-online-dating/France-dating-service.html?p age=12)\n\n> Secret #1: She’s slept with more men than you think\n> \n> 1 in 3 women tell you the wrong number.\n\nWe’ve pointed this out a number of times, all women lie downwards, so lets say its 3 in 3 women tell you the wrong number.\n\n> Secret #2: She’s cheated on you\n> \n> She cheated: 32% \n> She’s loyal: 68%\n\nAgain, since girls lie down, lets say this is more accurate if you switch the numbers.\n\n> Why Did She Cheat? \n> My sex life sucks 7% \n> I’m not in love anymore 19% \n> I can’t resist the guy I’m having an affair with—we have the best sex! 10% \n> I’m bored and needed some excitement 17% \n> I wanted to feel desirable 28% \n> I had other reasons 19%\n> \n> Who’s the Guy? \n> A friend 20% \n> A coworker 10% \n> One of your friends 1% \n> An ex 13% \n> Some guy she met out 12% \n> Someone else 44%\n\nHere’s the disturbing part guys, look at the stats, even adjusted for lie down economics, since they’ve already said they were cheating, these can be a bit more accurate. 28% want to feel desirable. She wants to feel desirable, instead of taking action and making her man happy, she’d rather fuck someone else, this is most likely because she’s with a beta chump who doesn’t fuck her properly or make her tingle – run tight game always. 17% she’s bored, oh the female whim, she’s bored so its ok, imagine a guy saying that and see if he isn’t nailed to a cross, somehow this is ok for girls though. The most disturbing is 19% said other reasons. I can’t even fathom what that is, except its being a complete slut, her reasons probably because there was an alpha guy who she just couldn’t resist, oh and then there’s another one.\n\nNow lets look at who they are doing it with: 44% an outstanding overwhelming majority is someone else, not a co-worker, not a friend, not one of your friends, and not someone she met while out, what the hell else is there? Online hook ups. Craigslist adds looking for a fuck buddy on the side, and we can assume the going out meant, trolling for guys at a club, so we can assume some complete stranger who talked to her and picked her up and fucked her in the afternoon while you were unaware. All very nice to know. What is you’re girl doing when you aren’t there? Most likely fucking some good looking guy who can talk to her and make her gina tingle. Someone like me. 20% is a friend, another reason going out with a girl that has guy friends orbiting her all the time is not a good idea, good chance she’ll get drunk and let her ASD down for a night or two, hey maybe there will be three guy friends the same time and night. Dump that bitch right away. Also, the ex, 13%, this shoots up to 100% if she’s still in contact with him. Dump her too.\n\nWhat you need to take away from this, please for the love of god stop putting women on pedestal and think they are innocent, the aren’t. If you are falling for them saying, “oh i’m not that kind of girl” crap, you are fooling yourself. You can let her think you are fooled, but don’t be. She is fucking someone else or will at the drop of the hat, you haven’t tinlged her enough. Women will fuck at ease with the right guy, don’t believe the hype gentlemen. \nSource: https://plantes-conseils.fr/?TheSixteenCommandmentsOfPoon END:VEVENT END:VCALENDAR